You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
1. Your boy side
[x] You love hoodies.
 You love jeans.
 Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
 Shopping is torture
 Sad movies suck
[x] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
 At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on tv.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
 You go to your dad for advice.
 You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] You used to collect hockey cards.
[x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[/] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
 Sports are fun.
 You talk with food in your mouth.
[x] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once.
2. Your girl side
[x] You love to shop.
 You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink.
 You go to your mom to talk.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
 You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
 You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
 You like wearing jewelry.
[x] You cried watching the notebook
 Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
 You don’t like the movie star wars.
 You are/were in gymnastics.
[/] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[/] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
 You like putting make-up on others.
 You like being the star of everything.
[x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[/] I have many scars.
 I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
 I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I’ve had/have braces.
[x] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger.
 I have more than two piercings.
 I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
 I’ve seen a shooting star.
 I’ve wished on a shooting star.
 I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[/] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
 I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
 I’ve been to a casino.
 I’ve been skydiving.
[x] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
 I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
 I’ve crashed a car.
[x] I’ve been skiing.
 I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[x] I’ve seen the northern lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
 I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
[x] I’ve eaten sushi.
 I’ve been snowboarding.
[x] I’m single.
 I’m in a relationship.
 I’m engaged.
 I’m married.
[x] I miss someone right now.
 I’ve gotten divorced.
 I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
 I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[x] I’ve ran a red light.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
 I’ve been arrested.
7. Death and suicide
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
[/] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[/] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
 I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
 I can sing well
 Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[/] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
 I don’t kill bugs.
 I sing in the shower.
 I am a morning person.
[x] I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
 I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[/] I care about grammar.
 I have “?”’s in my screen name.
 I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
 I bake well.
 My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
 I would wear pajamas to school.
 I like martha stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
[/] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room.
[x] I am ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[x] I’m good at remembering names.
 I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.
"Epona! She’s grown quite fond of you, fairy boy!"
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Niall talking to the little girl who broke her arm - 8/30